Due to your abundantly clear decision to continue to punish me on a daily basis, I have decided that I have no other choice but to wage a full out war on you.
I have exercised every day for the past two and a half weeks, without fail, for 30-45 minutes a day. What more do you want from me!?
I will no longer wrestle with, attempt peace treaties with, strategize against or hope to tame you.
You have gone too far in your attempts to derail me.
I am a warrior.
This is war.