Saturday, August 23, 2008

I Lost 100 Lbs. in Two Seconds!

Want to know the secret to my amazing 100 lb. weight loss in two seconds? Simply weigh yourself in your closet! Yup, that's right folks, weigh yourself on your carpeted closet floor, and miraculously enough, you will lose 100+ pounds! ;)

My husband and I couldn't decide where to put "our" (MY!) new scale, so I decided to store it in our closet to keep it away from moisture and our little ones. While I was placing it down on the floor, I decided to give it a whirl. And guess what?! I weighed only 165 lbs! Amazing, I know. So, from now on, I told my husband, I will be weighing myself in our closet. I like those numbers much, Much, MUCH better.

When we first got the scale, my husband told me that it doesn't work. He said that the reason I like it is because it registers 8 lbs less. Oh, not true my love. I wish though. So interestingly enough our new scale is wrong for him, but our old scale is wrong for me. Weird.


Deb said...

Scales ARE weird! No wonder they drive us crazy!

Fat Free Me said...

If carpeting can make us weigh less, why can't it make us look thinner too?? Now there's an invention to work on :)

nmburleson said...

Wow that's awesome!! Ha ha, I want a scale that says I weigh 100lbs less. :)

new*me said...

ha ha.....hubby set our too KG and I almost had a heart attack!